June 2013
shut up mom i’m thinking of a text post
i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it
ok goodnight
“I wonder if there’s porn of-“
there is
i need to get a job this summer who wants to hire me to walk around your house dressed in a little maids outfit i wont clean but ill bend over a lot and stuff
Literally Me
its tmi tuesday ask me about my shrivelling sex drive and fits of lonely rage ;)
